Monday, 12 December 2011

Instructions

Dear Sir/Madame

I am writing to inform you of my short absence from the Manor, in which case you will have to replace me. I am sorry for the short notice but you seemed to me to be best suited as my replacement. As you have applied for this position I am afraid to mention it bears with it very hard word and dedication. Mr Moncrieff has many needs to be tended to, and so I hope very dearly that you do a good job of it. He in particular has a very big appetite, so make sure that food is always at hand otherwise his temper will get the better of him and we certainly don't want that. Muffins are of his favourite so keep plenty in the house. But do remember that when Sir Algernon is a slight bit upset he will overeat with little emotion.

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